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1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-19 11:01 ID:83Vjw2dQ [Del]

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Thanks you for your brief mail.
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PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOU ADDRESS AND TELEPHONE TO SEND TO THE BANK TO AVOID DELAY OF THIS PROGRESSIVE BUSINESS.
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2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-19 11:03 ID:wx67oQMS [Del]

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3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-19 11:07 ID:83Vjw2dQ [Del]

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4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-19 11:10 ID:83Vjw2dQ [Del]

From: Microsoft Team Award <jschoeny@hcinet.net>
Reply-To: microawdispatchdept2008@live.com
Organization: info@microonline.net
To: info@microonline.co.uk
Subject: Attention !!!
Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:45:48 -0400

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